Your Saturday and Sunday are going to get busy (see what we did there?).
Craving hotter sex? You’re in luck because there’s an app for that—actually, there are plenty. From the ones that track every earth-shattering orgasm to those that brainstorm new sex positions to try, chances are you can find a technological way to upgrade your sex life in one click of button. You may find some of the following apps a bit kooky, but they all share the goal of bringing new passion to your bedroom antics. Cheers to that!
Maybe you can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to have a threesomeor you’re suddenly super into the idea of getting it on in your car. It can be scary to share your deepest fantasies with your partner, which is why Kindu does the work for you. You select the date and sex ideas that appeal to you, and your partner does the same. You’re both notified when you’re into the same suggestions, but the app doesn’t share things that only turn one of you on. It’s a safe way of figuring out if your more risqué desires line up until you feel comfortable talking about it in person
It’s no surprise that OhMiBod would come up with a new way to spice up sex. After all, they’re the creative minds behind music vibrators, which sync their feel-good buzzing to whichever tunes you’re listening to. They also created the OhMiBod Remote app, which allows your partner to control your vibrator via Wi-Fi (a.k.a. proof that the future is officially here).
Now, they’ve launched the Oh-Dometer, a new app feature that tracks your orgasm over time and even lets you send orgasm notifications to people. If that’s not the definition of keeping someone in the loop, we don’t know what is.
Whether you’re sick of of wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am missionary or are craving a little more G-spot action, the iKamasutra may be able to help. You can access 110 positions after purchasing the app and unlock over 230 with other in-app purchases. iKamasutra can pick options for you based on your intimacy, complexity, and strength needs, and you can even browse through a few movie-inspired choices. If you’re in a less X-rated mood, it also serves up romantic date ideas .
If you’re insatiably curious about the hard data of your sex life, Spreadsheets is for you. Plus, who can resist a sex app with a pun-ny name? When you use Spreadsheets, you’re pretty much inviting your phone to be a third party in the fun. You place it on your bed during the action, and it keeps count of the number of thrusts, how long you have sex, and just how loud you get when you’re lost in the throes of pleasure.
I JUST MADE LOVE
Now for one that’s hilarious, strange, and only for the exhibitionists out there. I Just Made Love is the geotagged version of SNL’s infamous “I Just Had Sex” jam. When you’re lazing around in a post-coital haze, you can enter your location, a description of the session, and even list which positions you pretzeled yourselves into (although if you’re bold enough to do it, you should let your partner know for the sake of transparency and just not being weird). Think of it as an anonymous way to earn boning bragging rights. If this sounds like overshare central, you don’t have to partake. Seeing where people are doing the deed near you can be almost as much fun as doing it yourself.