Isn’t it weird how a sexual thought can pop into your head at the most random time? Whether it involves picturing strangers having a seedy encounter or what your girl crush looks like naked, you can’t help where your mind wanders sometimes. The good news is that you’re not alone. Here, nine inappropriate sexual thoughts almost everyone has had—even though they’ll probably never ‘fess up to them.

1. “Is My Man-Bun-Wearing Yoga Teacher as Bendy and In-Tune with His Body…in Bed?”
If he’s that flexible on the mat, imagine his abilities on the mattress. He can hold that crow pose for days, and there’s no doubt he can hit a lady from behind in downward dog, no questions asked. Does he give affirmations about listening to your body while boning? That would be awesome.

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2. “That Wholesome-Looking Couple on My Facebook Feed Looks Cute, But They’re Probably Freaks in the Sheets”
They’re in church every Sunday and volunteer at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving, but all that pent-up properness has to get released somewhere. Whips and chains are probably involved.

3. “What if I Seduced My Coworker at This Very Moment?”
Even if you were both at the office really late and everyone else had cleared out for the night, you wouldn’t actually walk into his office and start stripping. But for some reason, that image pops into your head from time to time.

4. “When Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen Bang, Does an Angel Get Its Wings?”
Oh, come on, don’t even try to pretend you’ve never pictured these two superhuman hotties going at it. It’s only natural…just look at them.

2. “That Wholesome-Looking Couple on My Facebook Feed Looks Cute, But They’re Probably Freaks in the Sheets”
They’re in church every Sunday and volunteer at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving, but all that pent-up properness has to get released somewhere. Whips and chains are probably involved.

3. “What if I Seduced My Coworker at This Very Moment?”
Even if you were both at the office really late and everyone else had cleared out for the night, you wouldn’t actually walk into his office and start stripping. But for some reason, that image pops into your head from time to time.

4. “When Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen Bang, Does an Angel Get Its Wings?”
Oh, come on, don’t even try to pretend you’ve never pictured these two superhuman hotties going at it. It’s only natural…just look at them.

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5. “This Steam Room Could Easily Turn Into an Orgy”

It’s basically a bunch of naked, fit bodies crammed together in a giant, hot, sweaty bathroom. How can you not picture some sexy scenarios? Towels could drop, and ugly bumpin’ could ensue.

6. “What Would a Happy-Ending Massage Be Like Right Now?”
If the person massaging you to the melting point is attractive—or even if he’s not—you’re bound to feel a little in the mood during that rub down.

7. “I Could Totally Bang That Barista”
The person serving your caffeine has a certain allure you can’t deny. You can picture him pushing you against the croissant case.


8. “I Wonder What My Work Wife’s Pube Preference Is”
You spend more hours a day chatting with her than your S.O., so of course she’s not safe from your dirty mind. Waxed? Full bush? Your imagination can’t stop, won’t stop.

9. “I Totally Had Sex on This Couch”
Your girlfriend is over for wine and catching up, but as she’s talking, you can’t help but remember that mind-blowing orgasm you had right where she’s sitting. Definitely don’t tell her that story—ever.

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source:http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/inappropriate-thoughts-everyone-has

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